While driving on West Valley Highway in Kent, Washington recently, I pulled a u-turn at the sight of a sign which read “Cave Man Kitchen.” Heck, who wouldn’t stop when they see a sign like that? Tucked in between the Circle K Mobile Home Park, the Goody Goody Mart, and a car wash sat an unassuming building that looked like a double-wide with another trailer attached to the front of it. The side yard had a number of picnic tables in various states of disrepair. It is interesting to note that people were eating at the picnic tables on a typical misty day in Seattle, as well as in their pickup trucks. This was a good sign that the food inside the Cave Man Kitchen might be something special!
Inside, you belly up to the counter and order from one of the most interesting selections I have come across in some time. My dumbfounded look must have amused Vicky, the person taking orders – she knew I needed some help. It was lunch time, so I was thinking of a sandwich. Where to start? A salmon dip (pulled smoked salmon with cream cheese on buttered and oven-roasted French bread), BBQ beef (smoked sliced beef on oven-roasted French bread), BBQ pork sandwich (smoked pulled pork on, yes you guessed it, oven-roasted French bread). These were the more basic sandwiches. The Dinosaur Poor Boy with two kinds of salami, smoked ham, cheese, and thousand island dressing on the oven-roasted French bread; the Missouri ham (I guess there is no Washington ham), which featured smoked ham with a chutney sauce on the oven-roasted French bread; or the Beasta Peasta which turned out to be French bread pizza with sliced Polish sausage, melted mozzarella and various spices. This is only a small portion of the menu board, but you get the idea: interesting stuff. I went for the salmon dip, and my two Carhartt compatriots went for the pork and beef, respectively.
Needless to say, there were sides to consider as well. They had the typical slaw, baked beans, potato salad and so forth, but what caught my eye was something called a Dragon Wheel. If you were ever in Boy Scouts, you have probably eaten a foil dinner. You know – all kinds of uncooked vegetables mixed with hamburger, wrapped in foil, and thrown in the coals for a period of time. After awhile, you burn your fingers fishing it out of the coals, and eat burned hamburger and raw onions, raw potatoes, and raw carrots. I never really understood the value of the “meal.” The Dragon Wheel turned out to be what a foil dinner was meant to be. You get a tin foil package that has sat in a smoker for several hours. When opened, it contains perfectly-cooked potato wedges, chunks of carrots, and onions. The gift with purchase: nice pieces of cubed pork tucked in with the roasted vegetables. Shoot, if a foil dinner had ever turned out like this in scouts, I would still be in a troop! This was an interesting side. We passed on dessert ( I was heading downtown for a crab salad for dessert), but the bootlegger pudding looking interesting, as I am a fan of bread pudding with raisins, and the whisky sauce was, I am sure, a treasure.
We ventured out into the mist to eat our selections. We stood by a picnic table and opened up the sandwiches. Wow! I can see why they make such a big deal of the fact that this is a smoke house, not a BBQ joint; the smell of the smoke mixed with the smoked meat sandwiches we unwrapped was almost too much to bear! I still say that a perfume with the scent of smoked hardwood would be a big hit in my book. We stationed ourselves next to a huge pile of hardwood which was used for smoking. Outside the building and surrounded by a privacy fence was a huge contraption which looked a lot like a giant still. It turned out to be the largest smoker I had ever laid eyes on. They smoke a lot of salmon, pork, and beef as evidenced by the dinner menu. They smoke chicken, ribs, hams, whole pigs, their own sausage, beef, and anything else they can throw in there! For $2.00 or less a pound they will smoke pretty much whatever you come by with. They have been doing this for 43 years.
Oh yeah, back to the sandwich. As you can imagine the pulled salmon was great: a hint of gentle smoke which did not fight with the great flavor of the salmon. The cream cheese was a pleasant surprise, and I can see why they make a big deal out of the oven-roasted French bread. It is the perfect way to convey this treat to your mouth. The bread was crusty on the outside and held up well to the fish. The same could be said for the pulled pork and sliced beef. They concoct their own BBQ sauce, but in the future I would take the meat sandwich without the sauce. A place with this much character should have a bit of zip in the sauce. At least the sauce didn’t mask the great smokiness of the meats. The beans were typical BBQ style, with enough smoked meat in them to make them interesting. If you happen to stop in, try the Dragon Wheel for your side; the sandwiches are HUGE which makes getting a couple of sides overkill.
If you are in the area I suggest you pull into the Cave Man Kitchen. Before you order BBQ remember that this is a smoke house and you are in the Seattle, Washington area. If you want BBQ with a bit of punch, head on over to Dixie BBQ in Bellevue, another place with a lot of character. I recommend you go for the salmon at Cave Man, and you won’t be disappointed. If you are in the neighborhood and can’t find it, just follow your nose to the place where the wonderful smell of hardwood smoke is coming from. Eat in your car or sit at a picnic table. Enjoy the sights of cars coming out of the carwash, crows picking at Cave Man Kitchen remains, and a line of people that has Carhartt folks shoulder-to-shoulder with The North Face crowd. You gotta love Seattle!
The Cave Man Kitchen
807 West Valley Highway
Kent, Washington 98032
Monday – Saturday 9:00AM – 8:00PM
Sunday 11:00AM – 8:00PM
253-854-1210
www.cavemankitchen.com
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